do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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You. Win. At. Life.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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