We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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