Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
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