so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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