shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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