That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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