Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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