a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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