i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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