Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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