i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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