I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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