Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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