"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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