i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Randomize
