508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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