Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
