That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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