Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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