Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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