Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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