lets start a swedish sibling band together
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Just high enough for therapy.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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