weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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