"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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