I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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