were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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