talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
