If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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