Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
