i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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