they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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