My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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