You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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