Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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