That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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