i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
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