do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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