fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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