Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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