he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
My vagina just clenched in fear
You can make out without kissing
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