Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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