i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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