When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Someone stole a lamp last night.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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