Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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