Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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