Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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