Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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