You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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