No awkward lesbian experiences without me
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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