just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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