Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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