So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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